(No photo. Big post instead.)
On our recent trip to Roundrock with the twins, we had hiked over to the new campsite Libby and I have been making deep in the woods. We had chosen this site because it was off the road enuf so that we couldn't be seen should someone happen along our road. (And no one should "happen along" our road. It leads nowhere beyond our property, so no one should really be on it.)
We told the boys about how, on our last overnight at Roundrock, we had encountered
the bachelor party that came roaring through our woods -- twice -- but that the remoteness of our new campsite meant they had overlooked us their second time through. This was when the trees were in leaf, but as Adam looked toward our road, I think he was a bit skeptical.
And then an astonishing thing happened!
The bachelor party came roaring through our woods again!
It was as though the capricious gods who govern Roundrock had decided to smile on me and give me clear evidence to take away my boy's doubt of my story.
As we were standing in our new campsite, just moments after we had described hearing the ATVs of the bachelor party on our road two months before, WE HEARD THE ATVS OF THE BACHELOR PARTY ON OUR ROAD AGAIN. The coincidence was almost scary, and I add it to my collection of spooky moments while at Roundrock.
We peered through the trees and could once again make out the noisy machines zipping by. I wondered if it might be Good Neighbor Brian and his wife, for they generally visit our woods when they are down from Kansas City just to make sure everything is okay. But Adam counted three ATVs, so it wasn't Brian.
Then we were left with a dilemma. Should we sit tight in the woods and wait for the gang to turn around and leave (which we expected they would do)? Or should we hike out to the road to confront them as they drove out? Compounding this was the fact that our cars and tools were a half mile away, down where the ATVs were headed. Adam had left his wallet and keys in his car, and I know we had a goodly amount of cash in the wide-open truck.
After a brief discussion, we decided to hike to the road so we would be on it when the ATV gang made their return trip. I wasn't sure whom we would meet, but I wanted them to know that we were present and paying attention to those who came and went on our property. Since there were four of us (plus a ferocious Sheltie), I figured we could bring a little gravitas to the meeting.
So we enacted our plan. As we pushed through the trees to get to our road, Adam suggested that we could simply put a gate at our entrance to keep out the trespassers. I told him all that would do is inconvenience
us since the interlopers on the ATVs could easily slip through the trees nearby and be back on our road in seconds. Our western property line, I told him, was too porous to stop an interloper on an ATV. He seemed skeptical about this point of mine too, but we pushed on. It wasn't long before we heard the roar of the machines coming our way. It turned out to be a bachelor-less party this time. Two of the rowdy young men of our earlier encounter were there, but they had brought along their wives as well. One was the newlywed wife -- who is the daughter of the man whose cabin they were staying at nearby -- and the other was a wife who, as she patted her distinctively rounded belly, assured us she had been married four years.
So here were our interlopers, caught in the act. Again. We made pleasant small talk. They told us that they were scouting the neighboring areas looking for black-powder hunters because they intended to start up with the semi-automatic weapons fire and general explosions of their earlier visit but didn't want to disturb anyone's hunting. (As though the approaching roar of their ATVs wouldn't disturb the hunting?) It sounded like a contrived explanation to be pulled out of a back pocket should they encounter any landowners while they were trespassing, but it allowed them to save face, and it allowed me to pretend that I considered their actions reasonable.
Okay, no harm done. As I've noted before, we seem to have a regular parade of visitors when we're not in our woods. When I make new acquaintances in the area, they invariably say something like "You're the one with that big empty lake way back there in the woods, aren't you?" So hapless Lake Marguerite must be something of a tourist site. Still, my interlopers of that day knew that I knew they were there. I think that innoculates me from any mischief they might have otherwise contemplated. They would be the first suspected if anything were to happen in my woods.
So we wished them well with their coming explosions down in their valley and continued down our road, in a hurry now to see if they had ransaked our cars and equipment.
And then an astonishing thing happened!
We were about three quarters of the way back to our cars when we heard the ATVs approaching again! (You may recall me saying that on that first bachelor party visit, the group had come back a second time later that evening to roar down our road.) But as we turned to face the interlopers, we saw only one ATV coming down the long stretch of the
Greenway. It turned out that this visitor was Good Neighbor Brian, who had just arrived at his place (directly to our west) a bit before. When he had heard the ATVs leaving our woods, he had hopped onto his own and drove out to confront them himself, he told us. (They have to cross
his property to get to our property.)
Satisfying himself that they were locals with (more or less) legitimate right being on the ridgetop, he waved them on and then drove over to our woods to see if we were home. So we chatted, which is something Brian excells at.
He told us that our common neighbor Tom has more than 240 acres of woods adjoining both of our properties. I've met Tom once or twice, and I've spoken to him on the phone a few times. (One of those times is when he told me that
his controlled burn had gotten loose and he had burned some of my forest.) Tom is not a hunter, and the main road that leads into his land had grown thick with grass over the summer. But Brian told us to have a look at this road on our way out because the grass is knocked down and worn away by all of the deer hunters who hunted on Tom's 240 acres.
And Tom had not given anyone permission to hunt on his land. We absentee landowners seem to have different ideas about private property than some slob hunters. (And I'll say again, most hunters I know are responsible people who would never hunt land that wasn't their own without permission. It is the slob hunters who ruin the reputation for all.)
And Brian then told us that Tom is trying to build support for putting in another gate on the common road to control trespassing a bit more. It would keep out casual interlopers (like mine) and slob hunters (like his). Plus Tom will be constructing a large building on his land this spring to house all of the tools and equipment of his repair shop in Kansas City. This is thousands of dollars of property that he doesn't feel he can leave unguarded, and he hopes a gate will provide some protection. An interesting point Brian made was that Tom's ambition is to put an electric gate in, one that is opened and closed by radio control so that we legitimate landowners don't have to be bothered to get out of our cars to open and close the gate as we pass through. There is electricity in this part of the valley, so the job could be done. And if the score or so of us who have land beyond where the gate would go could toss in a little bit of money each, the whole project would be reasonable.
Still, said Brian, the gate wouldn't stop a determined interloper who could cut through the barbed wire fence beside the gate if he were intending to clean out Tom's building full of shop tools. And Brian said even the border between his property and ours was too porous to stop an interloper on an ATV from getting in even if we put a gate at our entrance. He used the word "porous" just as I had when I made that same point to Adam. It feels good when you can look like you know what your talking about before you sons!
After we chatted with Brian, we took our leave and headed down the hill to where our cars were parked. Nothing was missing (I didn't think anything would be), but the sun seemed to be racing across the sky, and we thought we should begin the trek home before real darkness descended.
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I'm beginning to think that I should make "Interlopers" a category of its own on this blog. That might come across as too fastidious of me, though, so perhaps I won't. (But then there is tomorrow's post!)
Missouri calendar:
- Voles and mice feed on grass and seeds under the snow.